gehri raat ke sannate mein
miyan bhoot hue prakat
shayad daraane ki aasha thi
woh dheeme se aaye nikat

kuch tandav pashchaat ve pooche
koi fark nahin pada?
miyan aap se kya darna
sar pe advisor hai khada

kal ke suraj se pehle
yeh code kar dikhaana hai
jo research nahin ki
uspe presentation banana hai

agar yeh ho na saka
to PhD ko latakna padega
phir aap hi ke sang
dar-dar bhatakna padega

aap ki to drishti aar-paar hai
aap hi kuch karen upaye
bataiye yeh MATLAB ka code
kis tarah se kiya jaye

miyan bhoot ne nazar ghumayi
jaise aankh mein lagi ho heeng
aur aise nau-do-gyarah hue
jaise gadhe ke sar se seeng